Ok guys, Joke for the day a bit racial… IT’S A JOKE NOTHING MORE.


What can a couch do a black man can’t?


Support a family of 5….

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:cheers:

Another joke for everyone...
Whats the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

The Porsche has the pricks on the inside!

Another joke for everyone...
Whats the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

The Porsche has the pricks on the inside!

Thats a good one, but sadly, the joke works for some Vette owners. :ack2:

no one here I'm sure!:leaving:

no one here I'm sure!:leaving:

Well no one yet!! lol thank goodness!:party:

Ok guys, Joke for the day a bit racial… IT’S A JOKE NOTHING MORE.


What can a couch do a black man can’t?


Support a family of 5….

It was'nt racial it was the truth......:cheers:

It was'nt racial it was the truth......:cheers:
LOL...

Another joke for everyone...
Whats the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

The Porsche has the pricks on the inside!

How about replacing Porsche with a random word....I don't know such as CORVETTE FORUM????:rofl: :rofl:

How about replacing Porsche with a random word....I don't know such as CORVETTE FORUM????:rofl: :rofl:
I think he used Porsche because it starts with a P and he wanted to say i was a ***** for posting that Joke.... but it was only a joke nothing more.

Guy walks up to the pharmacist and asks for a prophylactic.

The pharmacist gives him one and says: "They are $1.25". The guy starts to dig into his pocket and the pharmacist says: "Oh no, pay the lady up front."

The guy walks up front. Puts the prophylactic on the counter, the lady says: "That will be $1.31." The guys says: "The pharmacist said they are only $ 1.25." The lady says: "Well, you gotta have tax".

The guys says:

... wait for it ...

"You mean you don't just roll 'em on anymore?"

Jim (bowing, I'll be here all week, try the veal)

here is a Johnnie joke.

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's

dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the spanking of

his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.'
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.'
Can he see?
'Yes,' the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have

20/20 vision.'
'That's great,' said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be fu$%ed if he needed glasses.'

Guy walks up to the pharmacist and asks for a prophylactic.

The pharmacist gives him one and says: "They are $1.25". The guy starts to dig into his pocket and the pharmacist says: "Oh no, pay the lady up front."

The guy walks up front. Puts the prophylactic on the counter, the lady says: "That will be $1.31." The guys says: "The pharmacist said they are only $ 1.25." The lady says: "Well, you gotta have tax".

The guys says:

... wait for it ...

"You mean you don't just roll 'em on anymore?"

Jim (bowing, I'll be here all week, try the veal)

Now I'm offended.......I'm a pharmacist!:mad5: Just kiddin

Little Timmy and little Jimmy, before they grew up to be T-star and jdeatsch, were at home one day. Timmy said, "Hey Jimmy, guess what. I know a bad word". "What is it", said little Jimmy. "Damn", said little Timmy. "Wow, that's a good one", said Jimmy. "I know a bad word too." "What is it", said little Timmy. "***", said Jimmy. "Let's use them on your Mom when she comes home".

Later that day when Timmy's Mom came home. She asked them if they would like a snack. Timmy said, "Yeah Mom, how about some DAMN chocolate chip cookies." Timmy's Mom hauled back and smacked him across the face and said, "I can't believe you said that to me". She then turned to Jimmy and said, "No what would you like for a snack". Jimmy replied, " I don't know but you can bet your sweet *** I won't ask for chocolate chip cookies!":rofl:

Oh jeesh, now THAT lowered the level.


:smack:

Little Timmy's buddy Jimmy.

awkward....:crazy:

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and
he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know *****?...................... :patriot:

Oh jeesh, now THAT lowered the level.


:smack:

Little Timmy's buddy Jimmy.

:rofl:

Tim (AKA Foul Mouthed Timmy)