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I wanna see if I can get myself banned on my first day..:rofl:

Hey Guys. Most of you will know me from a few of the other sites around the interworld. You know, the quite,shy one that never stirs up ANY trouble.:eek:...
I feel like I finally found a home. A place where I dont have a moderator watching me wipe my butt.

Those of you who dont know me, I'm Jeff (AKA American_HP) in the olden days. I own a performance shop out of Las Vegas, Nevada. We cater strictly to late model GM performance. I'm also the spearhead worldwide distributor of the Kenne Bell Twin Screw Supercharger for the C5 kit, as well as the C6 and Camaro project.

I guess you could say I can get you blown on a daily basis for enough money..:hump:

In all seriousness, If it is made for a C5 or C6, I can get it. If I can get it, we can install it. We ARE NOT some company that only shows up every once in a while to sell you a few parts, then leave. I will actually CONTRIBUTE to this forums success. Not just take your money. There are companies out there that dont even have a clue what the phrase "Service after the sale" means. Trust me, I know. I am also a customer. I know all to well what its like to get F'd.

I look forward to a long relationship with SmokinVette (No, not you Alex, sorry i'm already married) I mean the .com. :burnout:
I have a feeling this site is not only going to be a profitable venture for my business, but a place where I meet a bunch of great friends..

Be sure to look out for upcoming supercharger systems for the C6, C6Z, and ZR1.. Now that I'm official, I can spill my guts about all the cool stuff.

Jeff
Total Performance Engineering

Jeff!!! Glad you could come aboard and help Alex and Greg make their car's faster. Once Greg gets tired of lag with the STS, he will be calling you (about removing the wing...)!

Welcome Aboard from...:rolleyes: Oh... :eek: It's you... :smack:


Aw heck. Welcome Aboard anyway! :D :rofl:

But don't cause trouble. :toetap05: Under NO circumstances are there to be any fence jokes! Bannage will ensue..:banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: Rage will ban you in a heartbeat for fence jokes...:banned::nopity:

Hey now... Theres nothing wrong with not getting full boost til 5000rpm's..:rofl: :rofl:
Jeff!!! Glad you could come aboard and help Alex and Greg make their car's faster. Once Greg gets tired of lag with the STS, he will be calling you (about removing the wing...)!

Welcome aboard from the big apple! Humor is always welcomed here!

:party: Great to have you here :party:

welcome aboard :cheers:

I look forward to a long relationship with SmokinVette (No, not you Alex, sorry i'm already married) I mean the .com. :burnout:

Jeff
Total Performance Engineering

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Rage will ban you in a heartbeat for fence jokes...:banned::nopity:[/QUOTE]

I knew it...Just something about Alex wasn't right! Not sure Greg is a straight arrow either!

Welcome Jeff, hopefully you'll have a good time here. DTS just tuned an 08 Z06, 507 hp to the crank! :thumbsup: :thud:

Welcome aboard!

I knew it...Just something about Alex wasn't right! Not sure Greg is a straight arrow either!

Welcome Jeff, hopefully you'll have a good time here. DTS just tuned an 08 Z06, 507 hp to the crank! :thumbsup: :thud:
Rage Rage, little Rage. Did we wake on the wrong side of the bed this morning? :rofl: Do you really want me to start? I would hate to
embarrass you in front of all your friends. :smack:

As far as you Jeff? One glove is off buddy! :smack:

On a serious note, welcome aboard. For all of you who haven't had the opportunity to speak with Jeff, I had nearly hour call with him yesterday and very impressed. Looking forward to catching up during SEMA this year!

Alex

Welcome aboard Jeff :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I knew it...Just something about Alex wasn't right! Not sure Greg is a straight arrow either!

Welcome Jeff, hopefully you'll have a good time here. DTS just tuned an 08 Z06, 507 hp to the crank! :thumbsup: :thud:

lol!! That is low!! Hey but welcome aboard, I have heard of you before, all good ofcourse!

Welcome aboard Jeff, you know I would ban you but it wouldn't do any good as I have been trying to ban Rage for the longest time to no avail! What I am scratching my head over is how on earth you are friends with Doug at DTS? Don't know if I would be open with that!! lol

It is great to have you here and will definetely look forward to seeing you at SEMA!:party:

Welcome to our favorite Corvette Forum. :cheers:

Hello from Cali! :patriot:

:thumbsup: Welcome

DTS just tuned an 08 Z06, 507 hp to the crank! :thumbsup: :thud:

No no no....:banghead: You got the decimal in the wrong place!!! :willy_nilly: It was 505.7 hp to the crank. Jeez!! Get your facts straight before posting bogus information. :mad5:


:smack: :rofl: :smack: :rofl:

Welcome here!

Welcome to the site!!! You deal with some awsome products and it's great to see the fellas at SV got someone on board that deals with KB!! I heard that new SC is nasty!!:burnout:

Rage Rage, little Rage. Did we wake on the wrong side of the bed this morning? :rofl: Do you really want me to start? I would hate to
embarrass you in front of all your friends. :smack:

As far as you Jeff? One glove is off buddy! :smack:

On a serious note, welcome aboard. For all of you who haven't had the opportunity to speak with Jeff, I had nearly hour call with him yesterday and very impressed. Looking forward to catching up during SEMA this year!

Alex

RAGE has friends? When and more important how did this happen?

Welcome aboard, love your products!:cheers: