Break them out if you have them!

You might be a redneck if you have to move a transmission so your wife can take a bath.

You might be a redneck if you understand all the jokes that will appear on this thread. :rofl:

LOL, this will end up being funny! I am already laughing form those two posts!:rofl:
Greg

You might be a redneck if while at a family reunion you yell "Hey sis" and your wife says "What" Sorry fellow vette owners from Arkansas. You know who you are.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You might be a redneck if while at a family reunion you yell "Hey sis" and your wife says "What" Sorry fellow vette owners from Arkansas. You know who you are.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can almost hear the banjo's!
Greg:rofl:

You might be a redneck if You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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Do you know why redneck murders are never solved?














1. There are no dental records
2. All the DNA matches

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?




























Otherwise it would have been a teethbrush. :D

Redneck love
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”

Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”

Did you hear Georgia is getting the World's Largest Zoo? ...

Their putting a fence around Alabama!!!

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LMAO!!! These jokes are comedy!!!

Did you hear Georgia is getting the World's Largest Zoo? ...

Their putting a fence around Alabama!!!

That's HALARIOUS only made better that I have family from Alabama

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I have to think on this one. Back in the day I use to know so many jokes!!

You all ever watch that blue collar comedy show? I saw that a few weeks back and laughed my butt off. :cheers:

You might be a redneck if you have a deer's butt for a doorbell

I just ran acroos this thread... You know your a redneck if your house has wheels and your car doesn't:rofl:

You might be a readneck if you go to the dentist to get your "TOOTH" cleaned:willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly:

Redneck word of the day. Sodas. My girlfriend treats me good in bed, and sodas her sister.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Redneck word of the day. Sodas. My girlfriend treats me good in bed, and sodas her sister.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice!! :rofl:

Definition of Sensuous:
Sensuous up, get me a beer! :D