Let,s see who has the craziest stories brothers and sisters???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:1zhelp: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :banghead::cheers:

I dated this model cpl years ago this female was stunning but had the devil in her , now mind you this is just one incident of many..... Bitch was crazy. We were at the renasance bldg in detroit for a new years party ,three seperate parties each party had its own floor. The time came it was midnight as usual everyone kissed there date or significant other and this young lady came up to me to give me a hug and wished me a happy new years, well this female i was dating seen this and grabbed this poor girl throwing her literally across the dance floor all i seen was this poor girl dressed to the nines sliding on her azz across the dance floor it was jacked up .JEALOUSY EQUALS LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN MY BOOK what a trip but she was fiiiiiiine lol wait until i tell you about the time she put frozen shrimp in the heater ducts in my house, i think i have a copy of that arrest report somewhere

One crazy redhead.............calls my cell phone 12 times at 5:00 a.m-- I didn,t hear ring,---SLEEPIN RIGHT!!!-----then knocks on my door and I don't hear that either,"SLEEPING!!" Right!!!!! Because I didn't answer she thinks I,m with someone else and proceeds to key scratch my 08 silverado:vomitbuddy: "CRAZY BEE_OTCH"!!!!!!!!!!:wtf: :doh:

Well, there was this one time that I was 24 yrs old and I drank waaaay too much Vodka one night. Well long story short and to the bad part is I woke up in between the vending machines at my dorm and I had passed out and sh*t my pants somehow! lol Not very proud of that moment but that goes to show you that you need to be careful to how much you drink!

Well, there was this one time that I was 24 yrs old and I drank waaaay too much Vodka one night. Well long story short and to the bad part is I woke up in between the vending machines at my dorm and I had passed out and sh*t my pants somehow! lol Not very proud of that moment but that goes to show you that you need to be careful to how much you drink! Dude i dont think i would ever drink again but big props for your honesty :rofl: your lucky know one got pictures

One crazy redhead.............calls my cell phone 12 times at 5:00 a.m-- I didn,t hear ring,---SLEEPIN RIGHT!!!-----then knocks on my door and I don't hear that either,"SLEEPING!!" Right!!!!! Because I didn't answer she thinks I,m with someone else and proceeds to key scratch my 08 silverado:vomitbuddy: "CRAZY BEE_OTCH"!!!!!!!!!!:wtf: :doh:Did you catch her in the act? or after the fact the damage was done:banghead:

Did you catch her in the act? or after the fact the damage was done:banghead:

Neighbor saw her dude!!!And she admitted to it so I went easy on her I just put the "TILT STEERING":drool5: up one more time and sent her on her way!!:banned: :cheers: Not worth gettin nuts over,its only metal??!!

Neighbor saw her dude!!!And she admitted to it so I went easy on her I just put the "TILT STEERING":drool5: up one more time and sent her on her way!!:banned: :cheers: Not worth gettin nuts over,its only metal??!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i love that tilt steering feature

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i love that tilt steering feature

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Me Too!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup3:

I dated this model cpl years ago this female was stunning but had the devil in her , now mind you this is just one incident of many Bitch was crazy. We were at the renasance bldg in detroit for a new years party ,three seperate parties each party had its own floor. The time came it was midnight as usual everyone kissed there date or significant other and this young lady came up to me to give me a hug and wished me a happy new years, well this female i was dating seen this and grabbed this poor girl throwing her literally across the dance floor all i seen was this poor girl dressed to the nines sliding on her azz across the dance floor it was jacked up .JEALOUSY EQUALS LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN MY BOOK what a trip but she was fiiiiiiine lol wait until i tell you about the time she put frozen shrimp in the heater ducts in my house, i think i have a copy of that arrest report somewhere

I think it was Buck Cherry that had the song. CRAZY BITCH:crazy:

I think it was Buck Cherry that had the song. CRAZY BITCH:crazy:

Hutch, CORRECT "buck cherry":cheers:

I am so tempted to lay one on you....but my son is on the site....can't let the really good stories out just yet:tapedshut:

I am so tempted to lay one on you....but my son is on the site....can't let the really good stories out just yet:tapedshut:

Plenty of time for stories!!!!!!!!:cheers: :Banane08: :Banane08: <<<<<<<ZZ top

C'mon I know there are some crazy stories or pictures or headlines out there??!!!!!!!C'mon guys chime in!!!!!!:woowoo: :1zhelp: :beerbang: :chickendance: :rofl: :rofl:

I was sleeping one night about 3 a.m. sleeping, all the sudden my phone rings all I can think is "What the f**k who can that be?" Come to find out somebody dialed my number not there girlfriend's, go figure huh? After a few minutes of arguing that she is not in my bed and it wasn't her phone I told him to "go to hell and let me sleep I have a test in about 5 hours," thinking back I wish I would have thought about it and told him she couldn't talk rite now she's got something in her mouth but like most people I just wanted to get back to sleep. Phone now stays on vibrate or silent at night.

I was sleeping one night about 3 a.m. sleeping, all the sudden my phone rings all I can think is "What the f**k who can that be?" Come to find out somebody dialed my number not there girlfriend's, go figure huh? After a few minutes of arguing that she is not in my bed and it wasn't her phone I told him to "go to hell and let me sleep I have a test in about 5 hours," thinking back I wish I would have thought about it and told him she couldn't talk rite now she's got something in her mouth but like most people I just wanted to get back to sleep. Phone now stays on vibrate or silent at night.

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About 5 years ago when i was stationed in cali had a girl i messed around with 2 weeks before i came out east. She knew the entire time i was leaving and was kool with it just supposed to be a fun thing. Talked to her maybe once or twice a month for 3 months and she said she was coming out to nc to look at schools. Now I didn't think anything of it at the time but dang should i have known better. She flys out "goes looks at her schools and then came to see me. Said she had about 4 days and well of course she was welcome to crash at my place. so four days go by and she turns in her rental and im like so when do you leave thinking it was that day. She said she was having to much fun and was thinking if she could stay a few more days. Now this is where im really f ing up, but i was young and well was happy with a female to come home to after work. so about 2 days later she asked me if she could move in with me. Ok so i got wise and said no and said she should return to cali. Well she didnt think i would have said no she had her mother send all her stuff out to me and had applied for work out in ne and well had made plans for us without ever asking. I was nice about the entire thing but sent her back to cali. My number has still not changed and i still get calls 5 years later telling me i should leave my wife and the military and run away with her. She has tried to split my wife and i many times but everyone knows she is nuts

About 5 years ago when i was stationed in cali had a girl i messed around with 2 weeks before i came out east. She knew the entire time i was leaving and was kool with it just supposed to be a fun thing. Talked to her maybe once or twice a month for 3 months and she said she was coming out to nc to look at schools. Now I didn't think anything of it at the time but dang should i have known better. She flys out "goes looks at her schools and then came to see me. Said she had about 4 days and well of course she was welcome to crash at my place. so four days go by and she turns in her rental and im like so when do you leave thinking it was that day. She said she was having to much fun and was thinking if she could stay a few more days. Now this is where im really f ing up, but i was young and well was happy with a female to come home to after work. so about 2 days later she asked me if she could move in with me. Ok so i got wise and said no and said she should return to cali. Well she didnt think i would have said no she had her mother send all her stuff out to me and had applied for work out in ne and well had made plans for us without ever asking. I was nice about the entire thing but sent her back to cali. My number has still not changed and i still get calls 5 years later telling me i should leave my wife and the military and run away with her. She has tried to split my wife and i many times but everyone knows she is nuts

WOW dude,that is a terrifying feeling !!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

WOW dude,that is a terrifying feeling !!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Yea and now i would know better would have cut that short way before. but happily married now so can't complain

:beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: :beerbang: Yea and now i would know better would have cut that short way before. but happily married now so can't complain

:coffeetime: Had ex- crazy bee-otch girlfriend run into new girlfriend at the local pub during superbowl!! NEED I SAY MORE:duel: :duel: :duel:

:smilielol5: Jimmymack, how old are you?

I have stories. . but I can't tell them. . .They're too epic for you jimmymack.

Back in high school, one of my best female friends asked me to go to prom with her. (at the time, I was a sophomore and couldn't go without being invited) However, I had a girlfriend, so trying to make things work, I asked the girlfriend what she though. She told me to go and have a fun time.


Long story short, she finds a way to go to the prom and watches me and my friend the entire night. She also called me almost twenty times throughout the night. That relationship ended shortly after.

Back in high school, one of my best female friends asked me to go to prom with her. (at the time, I was a sophomore and couldn't go without being invited) However, I had a girlfriend, so trying to make things work, I asked the girlfriend what she though. She told me to go and have a fun time.


Long story short, she finds a way to go to the prom and watches me and my friend the entire night. She also called me almost twenty times throughout the night. That relationship ended shortly after.

Jr high and Highschool!!!!!fUN TIMES:friday: :friday: :happy0045:

I know there is more Crazy Bee-otch stories out there?????!!!!!!!!:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :catfight:

C,mon there is a new one everyday somewhere?????Lol:happy0045: Let's here it!!!!:friday:

Well it's been almost a year since the last crazy-Bee otch!!!!!!Anymore out there[stories]?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????:cheers: Share

Long story short.....
I'm hittin this lil redhead, crazyazz ex comes in, jumps on top of both us(and not in the good way :D), and it is on from there. They were :catfight: like hell man! Psycho in heels, red butt azz nekkie! :drool5:
Lil red, knocked her for a loop. She ran off boohoo'ing with a black eye. :rofl:
Without missing a beat, red says, "You gonna finish what you started hun?" :banana:
I'd have kept her, but she started getting into crazy beeoch mode too! :vomitbuddy:

Long story short.....
I'm hittin this lil redhead, crazyazz ex comes in, jumps on top of both us(and not in the good way ), and it is on from there. They were like hell man! Psycho in heels, red butt azz nekkie!
Lil red, knocked her for a loop. She ran off boohoo'ing with a black eye.
Without missing a beat, red says, "You gonna finish what you started hun?"
I'd have kept her, but she started getting into crazy beeoch mode too!

LMAO thats funny!! :beerbang: :spank:

Long story short.....
I'm hittin this lil redhead, crazyazz ex comes in, jumps on top of both us(and not in the good way :D), and it is on from there. They were :catfight: like hell man! Psycho in heels, red butt azz nekkie! :drool5:
Lil red, knocked her for a loop. She ran off boohoo'ing with a black eye. :rofl:
Without missing a beat, red says, "You gonna finish what you started hun?" :banana:
I'd have kept her, but she started getting into crazy beeoch mode too! :vomitbuddy:

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Couple years ago I hooked up with this little hot Mexican girl and.....long story short we are in bed, the bed is just a little on the moist side so to investigate, and my sheets are covered im blood. I panic and jump backwards falling off the bed hitting my head on the computer table and she starts rolling around in it. After kicking her to the curb, had to throw out the mattress and sheets. Extremely crazy psyc-ho beeeeeotch

Couple years ago I hooked up with this little hot Mexican girl and.....long story short we are in bed, the bed is just a little on the moist side so to investigate, and my sheets are covered im blood. I panic and jump backwards falling off the bed hitting my head on the computer table and she starts rolling around in it. After kicking her to the curb, had to throw out the mattress and sheets. Extremely crazy psyc-ho beeeeeotch

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