A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank
you for having such a beautiful country here in America!' The
person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks
further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!' That person puts up
his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not Amerian!' He
finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' She says,
'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably
at work.'