Harbor Master
10-21-2008, 09:14 PM
A lot of investigation has gone into the love of the Corvette by the male species. Men have always loved Corvettes, and had a deep burning desire to own them. This has been under investigation by Doctors and scientists for many years. Recently a report was released on the findings of these investigators. I would read the entire report but is much to lengthy and would bore you with detail. So let me condense it for you in a short story. There was a little gray mouse driving his new Corvette through the jungle one day. As he sped along he come upon a rabbit stuck in a pool of quick sand. The mouse stopped his Corvette and jumped out to help the rabbit get out of a sure death dilemma. The mouse said, I will tie a rope to my car and pull you out of the quick sand. He tied the rope to his Corvette and threw the other end to the rabbit. He jumped in his car and tried to pull the rabbit out of the quick sand. He tried and tried but could not pull the rabbit out with his Corvette. Suddenly a large bull elephant appeared and saw what was going on. He told the rabbit he would straddle the quicksand, and when he did the rabbit should grab onto his *****. The rabbit agreed and the elephant stepped over him and the rabbit grabbed his *****. The elephant walked away pulling the rabbit out of the quick sand. "THE RSULTS OF THE STUDY"--------- If you have a big ***** you don't need a Corvette :rofl:
A lot of investigation has gone into the love of the Corvette by the male species. Men have always loved Corvettes, and had a deep burning desire to own them. This has been under investigation by Doctors and scientists for many years. Recently a report was released on the findings of these investigators. I would read the entire report but is much to lengthy and would bore you with detail. So let me condense it for you in a short story. There was a little gray mouse driving his new Corvette through the jungle one day. As he sped along he come upon a rabbit stuck in a pool of quick sand. The mouse stopped his Corvette and jumped out to help the rabbit get out of a sure death dilemma. The mouse said, I will tie a rope to my car and pull you out of the quick sand. He tied the rope to his Corvette and threw the other end to the rabbit. He jumped in his car and tried to pull the rabbit out of the quick sand. He tried and tried but could not pull the rabbit out with his Corvette. Suddenly a large bull elephant appeared and saw what was going on. He told the rabbit he would straddle the quicksand, and when he did the rabbit should grab onto his *****. The rabbit agreed and the elephant stepped over him and the rabbit grabbed his *****. The elephant walked away pulling the rabbit out of the quick sand. "THE RSULTS OF THE STUDY"--------- If you have a big ***** you don't need a Corvette :rofl:
thats good dennis glad ta have ya here?? phantom!!!